I just want someone to touch my butt forever and feed me ice cream
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
It’s an art.
O-100 real quick
All it takes is one movement of the hips and before you know it you’re doin’ it
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
I told the baker that I’m going to spend time with/have sex with old men for money and he was like “damn I’m glad I got to you before you started charging cause I wouldn’t pay for that”
Anonymous said: You have lovely tan lines. I'd love to see them covered in rope marks. ;)
Ugh, so would I. If you weren’t just a gray face I would probably let you.