July222014

Anonymous said: Best response to one of my terrible puns. ever. I hope it brightened your day some.

Thank you, kind anon! Hope to pun again!

12PM

Anonymous said: I'd upgrade you to a footlong with a cookie on the side.

Omg that is SO SWEET. Thank you!!!!!!!!!

11AM

WAIT ANON I GET IT

YOU MEANT A SUB LIKE A GRINDER

A HOAGEY

A SANDWICH

I GET IT!!!!!!!

anon sub 

10AM
10AM

Anonymous said: It's a goods thing your a sub, because I'd eat you with a side of sun chips, and maybe a cherry coke.

…if only I knew what the fuck you meant.

12AM

Anonymous said: What's the most painful thing you've done but still enjoyed?

I’m going to go ahead and assume you mean during sex.

Let’s see. I’ve been slapped in the face so many times in a row and with such full force that I almost blacked out, and I loved it. I’ve had skin broken from someone’s nails, smacked until I’m bruised…

I’m a tough little lady :)

12AM

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July212014

I’m at work until 10:30 tonight but I’m feeling really down and sad and extra super submissive. Like I just wanna follow a big, strong man’s orders and get beat up if I don’t do it perfectly. Is that so hard to ask?!

sigh 

12PM
12PM

In one month I will have the best butt in town. You fucking wait.

butts 

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